I am once again tossing myself into the arms of the Netflix Vortex of Doom to console my sadness. I wanted to feel excitement at the tragedy of other people on the screen, and their pain and loss…of limbs and blood.
So, two VERY bad movies. Though, this is my opinion…
Widowed Audrey retreats to an isolated Welsh cabin after a failed suicide attempt, to recuperate. Still haunted by the tragic death of her husband and struggling with her psychosis, she begins to hear strange noises.
Okay, I nodded off twice during this movie, and then the third time, I just said to hell with it and climbed in bed for a nap. When I got back up, I started the movie once again. Man, if you want to sleep, this is the movie for you. Boring, boring, boring. It was a total let down.
Six forensic undergrads embark on a scientific expedition to a remote island that was once used as illegal biological testing grounds for life-term prisoners.
This movie grabbed me with the forensic scoop. After watching the movie, I wanted a melon scoop to prod my eyeballs out with. This movie was clearly a ‘B-movie’. However, this one gave B-movies a bad name. Bad acting, bad visuals, stupid story, stupid character reactions. I really expected more of Katharine Isabelle, but, I’ll cut her some slack since this movie came back out in 2013 and her career wasnt established yet.
I’ve watched a few other movies, some good, some bad. These two, however, were just dreadful, and I feel it my civic duty to prevent you all the torment of watching such seriously stupid and bad movies.
Tomorrow, some good movies!